Poem: I tried

So I had a horrible migraine stretch and I tried everything I could to temper the migraine. Nada. Nothing worked. I tried it again. And nothing. In times like these, a poem is called for.

I tried ice

And everything nice.

I tried magnesium oil

And a hat of aluminum foil.

I tried every supplement known to man,

And an internet cure recommended by Stan.

I tried Butterbur,

Thanks for the heart murmur.

I mindfully meditated,

And nothing eradicated.

This migraine is here to stay,

No, I can’t go out and play.

Here in my cave I’ll hide

I love you darkness, I sighed.

Covers pulled over my head,

Until this is over, I’m in bed.