My friend’s cousin’s sister had that and she took Avocado milk with gently fried spam for two years and was cured! You have to milk the Avocados’ by hand though. Might have been goat milk? Try both.
Have you tried the new starvation diet? You get to eat all the pickles you want and once a week you can lick a steak. I highly recommend it. Because I think if you lose weight it might cure you of everything that is wrong with you.
It is caused by stress you know. Everything from a bad aura to broken toes is caused by stress. We are too stressed in this world. Have you tried sweaty yoga yet? It is like hot yoga but much more sweaty. Great for stress and dehydration.
My doctor once thought I had that but it turns out it was toe fungus. Weird right? But I can totally relate.
I can totally relate because I had this temporary pain last week that lasted half an hour when I hit my head on the cupboard. And I feel this is exactly like what a migraine feels like. Tylenol helped so much, you should try it. Extended release.
You’re way too young to be ill! Wait until you’re my age then you’ll really feel like crap. Just yesterday I forgot where I left my keys. My keys!
Oh I have something way worse than that. It is call hypogenavitisfugalitisnitus syndrome disease. So I win.
But you don’t look sick! Why I can tell sick people by the intense glint in their eyes that suggests a profound wisdom none of us has. You just look like you have indigestion. Clearly you must be faking.
I know you think your sick but maybe if you didn’t think that you wouldn’t be. Like maybe you just need to think really positive about it and it would just poof out of existence. Why just yesterday I thought I need me a million bucks and I won the lottery!
I really think if you stopped all your medication you would feel better. I mean asthma inhaler? What is that all about? Breathing is so overrated.
Amen, Amen! Why is it everyone without our sickness think they can cure it? I’ve had someone tell me I need to drink goat milk and eat tomatoes and avocado; that would cure me. I wish.
THanks for giving me a good laugh while informing others about the truths of fibromyalgia. I am going to share this article on my facebook page Fibromyalgia _ Is it For Real?
Love this list, it made me laugh. The one that drives me mad is when they say they understand because they had a cold last week or were sleepy. I never know what to say back! Xxx
Thank you for making us laugh. I think I read that if you laugh at least 25 time a day, it cures all ailments. Reading your blog, I think I am going to test this hypothesis.
Amen, Amen! Why is it everyone without our sickness think they can cure it? I’ve had someone tell me I need to drink goat milk and eat tomatoes and avocado; that would cure me. I wish.
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If only it were that easy!
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Two is my favorite! Eat pickles and lick a steak once a week. If only that was the answer to everything.
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I’d still eat the steak. lol
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THanks for giving me a good laugh while informing others about the truths of fibromyalgia. I am going to share this article on my facebook page Fibromyalgia _ Is it For Real?
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Love this list, it made me laugh. The one that drives me mad is when they say they understand because they had a cold last week or were sleepy. I never know what to say back! Xxx
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Or they get tired too! I’m just like uh huh. Yeah that is exactly the same. I never know what to say either.
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I always get the tired one. I just sort of nod. 🙂 xxx
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Thank you for making us laugh. I think I read that if you laugh at least 25 time a day, it cures all ailments. Reading your blog, I think I am going to test this hypothesis.
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I try to add in a humor post every so often. Because I love to laugh and sharing that IS good medicine!
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